Interchangeable

If you've ever looked at personal ads in a foreign country--especially in Eastern Europe (and I have to assume, in Asia), this is what you get:  men who want the mail order bride without paying.  This guy's shooting for a Russian bride but his aim is just a little too far West:

Man in nice country area of usa wants russian bride!!! Im a very artistic and loving usa citizen looking for a russian wife!!! I dont have alot of money, but do have a place to live, where we can be together until we get enough money to buy a place!!!

 (Craigslist, Prague)

Cougar or...anything really

Well, ladies, at least he isn't picky.

Looking for a cougar.

I am a 25 year old Hispanic who is looking for an older woman to spend sometime with, fuck me, teach me.

This is serious!

When I say older I mean 26 to 45, hmmm...ok, more like 18-45, 50 if everything still looks right!

(Craigslist, Indianapolis)

Just wants to be pampered

This was the ad that launched it all.   Great way to casually mention your fetish on the last line, Mark:

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Hello Im am a single 35 year old guy, Im single no kids,non smoker, very carring and loving, down to earth, I have a house and a car, I am looking for a real woman between 18 and 39 who also is the same, You must live close no futher than 35 miles from Indianapolis, Im looking for a long term rel. Please send a picture and be real. NO FAKES, Put REAL in the subject line, If you wear diapers thats ok too Looks are not all that important. Id like to have a young woman say 18. but im open to that, Mark

(Craigslist, Indianapolis)